THE IC NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME

[rereremembered]

Don't be like Mulaney, have your character confess their sins/traumas/ridiculousness. The rules are simple:

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!

✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.

✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.

✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.

✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!

✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.

✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.

✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

specific formatting borrowed from dankmemes

Comments

Bucky/Soldat

[worthallthis]

For once I... think of something...

[worthallthis]

Never have I ever had a pet.

The battlefield kitten doesn't count, she wound up adopted by the nurses at base camp.

[callada]

I've only had one in that someone I lived with had one. Or, a few. Animals were kind of drawn to him and I helped take care of them.

[worthallthis]

Did you care about the animals at all?

[callada]

Yeah. A lot, actually. I miss them, the goat especially. Easier to talk to than most people, at that time in my life.

[worthallthis]

Then they were pets. You should drink.

The goat?

/tries to remember if they've ever actually seen a goat

[callada]

She'd deserve one even if I decided she or the others weren't pets.

[So yeah, bottoms up.]

A lot of them came and went. The goat stuck around. Pretty sure that was intentional since my foster father used her to eat notes he didn't want getting out of his office. Made doing laundry a challenge since sometimes she'd get into it, and then I'd be down a pair of shorts.

[worthallthis]

Oh. Goat.

Sorry. Couldn't remember what it was at first. But they eat things. Headbutt things. Little hooves and funny screams.

I don't think I've ever met one in person.

[callada]

That's the one, yeah. Really, never met a goat? What kind of livestock did you have in your part of Earth, then?

[worthallthis]

I lived in a pretty big city. We didn't have livestock there. The only animals around were stray cats and dogs. Pigeons. Lots of rats and some squirrels?

I think I might have met a cow once on the Western Front. But it was just as we drove by a farm, didn't get a close-up.

[moderatelymaladjusted]

Does a communal one count?

[worthallthis]

If you helped take care of it and cared about it. Yes.

[moderatelymaladjusted]

Then I guess I'll have a drink. Cancer puppy was kind of the pet for the whole house, even if it was mostly the upper class-men who took care it of. I... kind of killed it.

[worthallthis]

... I feel like there's a story here.

[moderatelymaladjusted]

[Taking a long drink, before he starts talking. Low and haltingly.] So, uh, when I first found out that magic was real? It didn't-- soon after, I found out that my dad had cancer. Brain cancer, and. That there was no cure.

Cancer puppy was like eighty years old, and I just wanted to find a spell to help my dad. But it-- it didn't work. And the puppy died. Because of the cancer, but also because I somehow managed to ruin the spell keeping it alive for this long.

[worthallthis]

Oh.

[That sounds really terrible. For everyone involved, Jesus.]

I'm sorry.

[worthallthis]

Never have I ever seen the Muppets though I have heard this song. That I am now sharing with all of you.

Thank, Misty, for telling me what they are.

[immortalaccursed]

What a delightful jingle.

My favorite part is where he said "Mahna Mahna".

[worthallthis]

Delightful is a good word for it.

[unwieldy]

That was fucking awful.

[worthallthis]

Oh.

I thought it was fun. I'm sorry.

[unwieldy]

Well, it's not like you made it.

[rereremembered]

They're after my time but I've seen them, the Doctor and Sam had some in-jokes and they showed me the tapes to catch me up.

And that song's going to be in my head for the next five hours, ta for that.

[worthallthis]

It's not a bad song to have in your head. At least it isn't for me.

[arsarcanum]

[ Sora laughs! After a sip of his water: ]

Yo, I remember that! It used to play on TV all the time.