THE IC NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME

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Don't be like Mulaney, have your character confess their sins/traumas/ridiculousness. The rules are simple:

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!

✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.

✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.

✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.

✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!

✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.

✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.

✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

specific formatting borrowed from dankmemes

Comments

Fitz Kreiner

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Never have I ever dyed my hair.

Rosinante Donquixote

[callada]

Assuming forced honesty because Rosi would otherwise just readily lie about probably half of what's coming. Go wild.

[callada]

Never have I ever gone skinny dipping.

Bucky/Soldat

[worthallthis]

For once I... think of something...

[callada]

Never have I ever been in a car. Or a train.

Stone

[scarsolderthanyou]

This is gonna be good.

[scarsolderthanyou]

Never have I ever been to Earth.

[scarsolderthanyou]

Never have I ever had that fizzy drink stuff I hear you people talk about sometimes.

[scarsolderthanyou]

Never have I ever shaved. I see you humans shaving all the time. It's weird.

[scarsolderthanyou]

What am I supposed to do here? Drink? Does it have to be alcoholic?

Because I do this every day.

[callada]

The idea is to get other people drunk, yeah. Can you get drunk? Must take a lot.

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Cars are all right, just don't let me drive. Trains are brilliant, though.

...have you been in a plane?

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Oh sod off, that's got to be some sort of cheating.

[callada]

Ah, shit. I hadn't, until I tried some at the Night Market. It's gross.

[callada]

Got me there, too. You don't want to see my miserable patchy facial hair. It'd get in the way of the makeup anyway.

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I was going to ask if you meant soda or beer but it doesn't matter.

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...only when I absolutely have to.

[callada]

A... No, because you can't mean a flat surface. I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Re: Fitz Kreiner

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I've never had a sibling.

[callada]

If only we could all be so lucky.

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An aeroplane, great aluminum flying machine with wings and a tail and horrible tea and worse food.

[rereremembered]

Sorry. I've heard they're more trouble than their worth.

[scarsolderthanyou]

Hey, I get to have some benefit to being an alien to all you people.

[scarsolderthanyou]

I have had beer. It's pretty awful, I don't see how you people can drink it.