THE IC NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME

[rereremembered]

Don't be like Mulaney, have your character confess their sins/traumas/ridiculousness. The rules are simple:

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!

✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.

✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.

✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.

✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!

✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.

✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.

✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

specific formatting borrowed from dankmemes

Comments

[worthallthis]

Then they were pets. You should drink.

The goat?

/tries to remember if they've ever actually seen a goat

[callada]

She'd deserve one even if I decided she or the others weren't pets.

[So yeah, bottoms up.]

A lot of them came and went. The goat stuck around. Pretty sure that was intentional since my foster father used her to eat notes he didn't want getting out of his office. Made doing laundry a challenge since sometimes she'd get into it, and then I'd be down a pair of shorts.

[worthallthis]

Oh. Goat.

Sorry. Couldn't remember what it was at first. But they eat things. Headbutt things. Little hooves and funny screams.

I don't think I've ever met one in person.

[callada]

That's the one, yeah. Really, never met a goat? What kind of livestock did you have in your part of Earth, then?

[worthallthis]

I lived in a pretty big city. We didn't have livestock there. The only animals around were stray cats and dogs. Pigeons. Lots of rats and some squirrels?

I think I might have met a cow once on the Western Front. But it was just as we drove by a farm, didn't get a close-up.

[callada]

Even most of our big cities have some farmland around them. I can think of exceptions, but it's hard for me to picture someone who's seen as much as you have and yet you've never even seen a goat.

[worthallthis]

I don't remember what was around Brooklyn. More city, I think. New York is big.

I don't think I ever left it, anyway, until I got drafted for the war. And then it was all training camps and trenches and forests, not a lot of livestock. Hell, if we saw livestock we probably would have killed it to eat.