THE IC NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME

[rereremembered]

Don't be like Mulaney, have your character confess their sins/traumas/ridiculousness. The rules are simple:

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!

✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.

✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.

✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.

✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!

✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.

✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.

✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

specific formatting borrowed from dankmemes

Comments

[worthallthis]

I am. Pretty sure I ripped the steering wheel out of a car once. And fell off a train a long time ago.

[callada]

How did you manage either of those?

[worthallthis]

/holds up metal hand, flexes fingers with a loud whir of gears

I was on the roof. I slammed the metal hand through the windshield. Grabbed and yanked. It came right out.

The train was. Something blew the wall out. I don't remember what. Then I was holding a shield, and something hit it at the wrong angle, and it blew me out the side.

I still had both arms then. Huh.

[callada]

Wow. You've lived a hell of a life, you know that?

[worthallthis]

There's probably even crazier shit I haven't remembered yet.