Oh, what, you want more than malicious spirits, world eaters, a river that's out to lure people to their doom, occasional catastrophic floods and the chance that you might just wander off into the darkness and get lost and die that way?

[It's a fair question, admittedly - best to know the full list of threats, after all! But it makes him laugh anyway. He takes his own mug, drinks from it without even considering the heat, and then spits a fountain of coffee right back out with a gasp.

Yep, that hasn't changed either.]