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[evocation]

For all those neat little details that can be hard to fit into threads!

<b>CHARACTER NAME:</b> <b>AGE:</b> <b>HEIGHT:</b> <b>DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:</b> (Scars, piercings, etc.) <b>GENERAL STYLE:</b> (Jorts? Cowboy boots? Three piece suit?) <b>LANTERN:</b> (Image or description, go wild!) <b>OTHER FUN DETAILS:</b> (Posture, mannerisms, or whatever doesn't fit in the other categories!) <b>IMAGES:</b> (Please use text links for anything very large!) <b>OBLIGATORY SHITPOST/GIF:</b> (u kno)

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[paletteswap]

CHARACTER NAME: Kuai Liang
AGE: 45
HEIGHT: 6' 2"
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Scar through his right eye. He also sounds like he's been gargling razor blades for 30 years. (Look his insides are frozen and he echoes it's not his fault)
GENERAL STYLE: He's not currently wearing his mask or hat, but he does have them here. Right now he's in his leather and metal armor with all his knives and the headband.
LANTERN:
OTHER FUN DETAILS: 100% absolutely NOT a ninja.
IMAGES: Full Body and then Him making an entrance
OBLIGATORY SHITPOST/GIF:
Nothing good has ever happened to him ever so he doesn't have funny gifs. Here's him almost crying instead:

[comehere]

You’re tearing me apart, Kuai Liang. :c

Hanzo is gonna punch his bad luck in the face. Or just Bi-Han. Or both.

[paletteswap]

Well approximately 30% of his bad luck is Bi-Han based so...

[callada]

yo dude we gotta teach you fashion man, that warrior look is a lot

[paletteswap]

It's practical. It only takes him 45 minutes to get into and out of this.

[callada]

Yeah no sounds like a shopping trip is in order.

[paletteswap]

But where will he put all his knives? D:

[callada]

Wow has he seen cool super spy comics? Sleeves, belt, pants legs, more belts, sew them into the jacket liner, come on dude knives can go anywhere. Same with explosives.

[paletteswap]

He absolutely has not.

He does have more casual wear but it's basically just that same outfit without a shirt.

[callada]

That's... not casual. It's just not. And also it has even fewer concealed weapons options!!

[paletteswap]

It's casual! He's at home in Arctika in his ice recliner. Very relaxed. (He was even ridiculous when he got turned into a robot)

Please make him wear like.. a sweater and jeans. He'll hate it.

[callada]

Street fashion comes with a lot of wide and varied options and not all of them will likely be represented at the general store but we'll find the right look for Kuai!

And then we can talk makeup options.

[paletteswap]

Good luck even getting him into a shirt let alone makeup.

[darkeyed]

Hey, not bad, grandpa, you almost look kinda cool for an old guy.

[paletteswap]

He has one hell of a long-suffering sigh for that.

[darkeyed]

F A I R

[paletteswap]

Someone tells him he looks old in game so I already have an icon ready to go.

[darkeyed]

HAHAHA, what a great reunion. Yo, check out this old guy. I wish M.K. had a good excuse like a robot body, he just does it to be obnoxious.

[paletteswap]

In Cyrax's defense there he'd been reactivated after being offline for 20+ years and has no idea what's going on.

Kuai has infinite patience. Bring it.

[darkeyed]

Mortal Kombat is more wild than I ever thought................

Consider it brought, he says while having like none of his usual weapons on him, whoops.

[paletteswap]

It is absolutely ridiculous.

Mmhmm. He'll very obnoxiously lecture while fighting him about preparedness and being level headed.

I'm sure MK will love it.

[darkeyed]

Alternative suggestion: dON'T.

[paletteswap]

At least the advice he gives is helpful

AND IF ANYONE EVER FOLLOWED IT THEY WOULDN'T GET ATTACKED SO MUCH.

but you know.. helpful advice and all.

[darkeyed]

Says the guy who DIED IN AN ATTACK.