status update meme #01

[first_summers]

STATUS UPDATE MEME

We're all broken. Let's not talk about it!


<blockquote><b>— Current Mental Status:</b> <b>— Current Physical Status:</b> <b>— Current Denial Status:</b> <b>— Current Residence Status:</b> <b>— Current Clothing Status:</b> <b>— Current Death Status:</b> </blockquote> </text>

Comments

[itselbitch]

CAN ELIOT JOIN HOW DOES HE JOIN


i mean erm

...can eliot join how does he join
how does one biffle buffy
the show didn't prepare him for this

[first_summers]

how does one biffle buffy coming from Eliot's account, that sounds vaguely sexual lmao. In answer:

— Step 1. prove you're not a psycho
— Step 2. be endearing

That's... pretty much it. Having magic gets you bonus points because she has no witch friends here and you need some mojo on the team.