[Oh damn that's a cool hat. Rosinante is absolutely jealous. Sure, all right, it's very pirate, but if he's learned anything at all in the past four years, it's that his brother has doomed an entire kingdom and probably ultimately the world, and pirates sure do know how to experiment with fashion.
So. Two very important facts.
He's made this discovery while trying to shove his feet into a pair of really fantastic boots, but he'll absolutely pause for that hat.]
Whoa. What a find! Yeah, this is actually the best we've seen in months, I dunno where it all came from-
[Well, at least he'd almost finished his sentence when his instability caught up to him. He teeters backward, one foot halfway into one boot, and thunks onto the floor.]
Gimme
So. Two very important facts.
He's made this discovery while trying to shove his feet into a pair of really fantastic boots, but he'll absolutely pause for that hat.]
Whoa. What a find! Yeah, this is actually the best we've seen in months, I dunno where it all came from-
[Well, at least he'd almost finished his sentence when his instability caught up to him. He teeters backward, one foot halfway into one boot, and thunks onto the floor.]