[whoops sorry about that, buddy. It's more than a little concerning, but Hades just makes a thoughtful face and pats himself down. Huh, he can touch himself...]

If you think that's going to help. A lot of this is nothing I've experienced before, but if it's weird to you, too, then...well. I don't know that there's anything to do, but I'm curious enough to try anything. If you think it'll help.