I didn't want to actually hurt them and risk bringing a war to our doorstep. We've had enough of that.

[They've only just barely recovered from the last onslaught, after all. If the spirits are going to be mad at anyone for this, hopefully it's just with him. Maybe they'll even laugh it off after, as he had. Maybe they'll think growing extra limbs and blowing jets of bubbles and being extremely tall is good fun. Quite possibly, actually.]

Got 'em from the night market, last time Pluto and her people were in town. Just a couple weeks ago, actually. They were giving out handfuls of them for free.