BEING SPECIAL ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE QUENTIN

peter will tell him one day, okay. just like... in a super roundabout way, because he's totes not spider-man. totes.

also ice cream soup is milkshakes. the crab now sells milkshakes, alright.

oh my god

oh my god

that'll be

hilarious and disastrous because LMFAO PETER DOESN'T ACTUALLY DRINK...

or rather, there's like a grand total of THREE occasions where he's shown to be drunk in canon, and only one of them is pleasant — he unwittingly gets drunk (spiked punch, because of course), fights the hobgoblin, and it's terrible; after he and mj have broken up, they're both at may's wedding and he gets wrecked because he can't work up the courage to actually speak to mj sober, and then ends up sleeping with his roommate and remembering nothing about the night (baby's first hangover); and during ~the lost years~ of pete and mj's marriage, they were celebrating reuniting after their separation and that was like ... the only time he's been not sober and it's not ended terribly.

(aka i drink rarely and badly indeed.)

he'd maybe have one or two to be polite but he's also a hilarious lightweight despite being a superhero and having the associated COMICS metabolism.

basically, quentin, your new pal's a fucking disaster.