[ Midge is the exact same way. For someone who's so very careful in her appearance and her manners--although she's a far shot from who she used to be and a lot more crass when she's in front of an audience or in her comedic element--she's looking at this less aesthetically and far more practically. Fabric is useful. Very useful. She's glad the blonde near her thinks the same thing. ]

Never let a single dress go to waste. Although I guess this isn't a dress. It's a smaller, streamlined dress. Undergarments. They're undergarments.

[ Guess who's not familiar with 'slutty halloween outfits' quite like this? This girl. She frowns, but only for a few minutes. ]

Cut the tail off of this thing and you've got a belt, with the right amount of work. I've yet to see any girdles--you'd think that counted as an essential around here. Maybe forest critters don't care about proper silhouettes.