[This ridiculous stunt would have earned Rosinante a barking laugh if Masaomi hadn't been following him up the stairwell. Instead, the clumsy pirate gets a startled curse as Masaomi grabs the railing and leaps it, landing much softer than Rosinante on the other side. He blinks down at his savior, watching the dude pull himself back up like nothing happened.]
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...Careful. Floor's wet.
[He comments with a helpful monotone.]